It's My Birthday! ... sort of

Sorry I haven't written in a while but truth be told I really haven't had too much to write about. I've been doing a lot of sleeping and eating and pooping! Pooping is my favorite. Yesterday I pooped so loud that my dogs got scared and ran out of the room! I think Count Chocula thought some might have gotten on him because he ran outside and jumped in the swimming pool!

It's been really hot outside (and inside.) Luckily, Mom and Dad put an air conditioner in my room so it's a lot easier for me to fall asleep at night. Speaking of stuff that happens at night, I forgot to tell you all that I started taking baths! Every other day I get to have a nice soak in my bathtub. I have a special wash cloth that looks like a duck. It's really nice cause it keeps me from getting too cold and hides all my private bits too. I took a bath last night and right when I got in the water I thought it'd be a real laugh if I could shoot my pee really high into the air. It looked like one of those funny fountains you see in the movies. I was cracking up but I think Mom and Dad thought I was crying. I sure tricked them good. Here's a picture of me from when I came up with the idea to try it out:

Today I'm one month old! Can you believe it? I feel like I'm a hundred. I've seen so much new stuff in such a short time. I sure can't wait till I get my shots so I can go out and see some more stuff. Mom and Dad keep telling me that there are whole bunches of other kids out there in the world and that they're gonna be my friends someday. They keep telling me about this girl named Leah, who is my "uncle" Aaron's daughter. They think I'm really gonna like her and that maybe someday we're gonna be a boyfriend and girlfriend. I don't know what that means but it sounds like it could be fun.

Well tomorrow my cousin Chris is marring my cousin Lindsey. My Dad and "uncle" Aaron are gonna go and have a good time at the wedding while me and Mom stay home and watch TV. But Mom says that if I'm good she's gonna let me go with her to pick up Daddy and Aaron. She says that they won't be able to drive home by themselves -- something about too many bottles? Sounds like Dad gets all the luck, I wish I could drink as many bottles as I want to!

I'll be sure to check in again real soon. I'm sure there are gonna be some real funny stories coming up soon.

Bye!

Lincoln

More Than Meets The Eye!

Hello again! You'll never guess what?!? My Mom and Dad took me to the drive-in over the weekend. We saw Transformers 3! It's about cars from outer space that turn into robots and blow up cities and themselves. It was spectacular! It was so good that I fell asleep and peed myself. I woke up for the last ten minutes or so and let Mom and Dad know just how excited I was about all of the action at the end of the movie. I can't wait for the next time we go.

The next day was the 4th of July. We didn't really do anything. Dad kept talking about having to go to someplace called "work" the next day. I was hoping he would take Mom and me with him but the next morning he woke up early in the morning and left without us! I couldn't believe it. He didn't even come back home until after 5pm. I was sure glad to see him when he got home! Luckily, Grandma came over and spent the whole day with me while Dad was working. I suspected that Dad would be going to work the next day too so I made sure to stay up real late and spend as much time as possible with him. It's amazing how little sleep I actually need in a day!

I'm gonna keep a close eye on Dad to make sure he doesn't keep sneaking off to the work place everyday, so I gotta get going. Don't worry, I'll check back in a while and let you know what I've been up to.

See you next time!

Lincoln

Hello World!!

Well, I've been hanging out in this world for over a week now. I thought it was time I should start to do something. Welcome to my Lincoln's Log - my blog about my life and to keep you all updated about what is going on in my life. So far I've had a pretty steady schedule of eating, sleeping and pooping but this afternoon I went to see Niagara River for the first time. It was dope. I fell asleep and peed myself, I was so excited.

Be sure to check back often to see what I've been up to.

See you soon!

Lincoln